60. CINDERELLA, HOW I HATE YOU SO

Understanding Cinderella

Do you guys remember the story of Cinderella? She was so beautiful, yet suffered a lot because she had to do housework for everyone in the house. Her step mother and step sisters were never helpful. If you see it again, as a woman, do you do house chores? I do think so. You clean the house, you do the dishes, you also do the laundries. Sure you do. What's so different with Cinderella? Furthermore, Cinderella loved to play with the mice. Now, if you leave the cheese on the table (I mean, refrigerator wasn't a thing back then, right?), don't you think the mice will eat everything? I guess, not only mice, but when you drop crumbs on the floor, ants will fetch them happily for you and not long after that, your floor is clean again. If you have food on your cellar, not only mice, but cockroaches are there too. They kinda also help clean the house. Therefore, my conclusion is, that Cinderella was a dirty, lazy young lady. She might never clean the house, letting the animals clean everything for her. If I had been the Mom, I would have abused her too, I guess. Then, when she finally seduced the prince successfully, it must've been a very disgusting moment for me too. Thank God it's only a Disney legend. See also Hating You So Much The Meaning of Love Me vs Neighbour #1 How I Became So Alone Traumatise Your Children, So They Won't Do The Same Mistakes Again. Don't Worry, It's Education Stray Cat vs Me #1

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59. HE WAS THREATENING MY MOM LIKE A PRO

Understanding Mom-Fakka

I met a guy at a Korean cafe around the corner near my Mom's office. He was so sweet and very polite. I shared with him a dark story of my life. I told him how my Mom had always bullied me at home. He was very calm and reserved, listening to my stories. I thought he wasn't that interested in me, so I asked him what he did for a living. He told me he was still learning from his Dad, who was a massage therapist, and his Dad's clients were mostly Moms. We then hung out for a while before we met my Mom. I introduced him to her and told her that his Dad was a massage therapist. My Mom suddenly became very quiet. Then we separated. My Mom and me went home. Then it hit me. Hard. And the feeling is still there till now. It gripped my deepest soul so tight. His Dad was the real mother fakka!!! Imagine your friend's Dad go to your house, perform massage therapy to your Mom in front of you. It's too awkward. See also Gentle Reminder to All Mothers Skirted Away Sprinkle of Pain Relief Me vs Neighbour #1 I Don't Trust You, That's Why Stray Cat vs Me #1

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58. COME TO MAMA LOSERS, LET'S FIX IT. THEN, WHO'S YOUR MAMA GUYS? YES, ME.

Understanding A Loser

There's this song about inviting everyone to watch a soccer match. The lyric seems to ask the listeners to come along with her (the singer) and join the match so hard. Let's Go!!! (I do feel like running to her arms though, I mean let's watch the soccer together...) The only problem is, the music is not hard core rock music; it's using softer tunes. It feels like the song is asking us to go fight so hard, but at the same time arrive calmly to the game, and mentally prepared in the case of losing the game, so when we lose we don't end up feeling sorry for ourselves. Smirking bitterly for no reason, or becoming evil because we've lost the game, or suddenly become so pretty looking and smell all flowers on the street while humming childhood songs. It's a good move, good approach, salute. Translated Lyric Soccer, Soccer, Soccer Let's go watch soccer match together Soccer, Soccer, Soccer Let's join forces to win soccer battle against other nations Let's go friends, it's time to be happy together, Even with different races, different cultures Ooowww uwoooo It doesn't matter if we win or lose, Ooowww uwoooo Just be sportive, that's the main thing... Eeeee aaaaa eeeee ah ah ah Eeeeee aaaaa From the east to the west, from the south to the north, Let's guard our solidarity, our unity, our nation See also Sprinkle of Pain Relief Skirted Away How I Became So Alone Taxibike Nightmare I Am Sweaty When Fame is Your Life Goal

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57. BIRD, A POSITIVE ANIMAL WHO WON'T BACK DOWN BECAUSE IT JUST CAN'T

Understanding Birds

This morning, I saw a bird handler who was practicing for a bird competition. He meant well; he wanted the bird to fly high and reach the goal faster. He held the bird firmly, pointed his right hand with the bird up, and moved his hand forward and backward repeatedly. I guess he meant to prepare the bird for the take off. If I were a bird, I would feel awkward and confused. Suddenly some giant put me up in the air, and moved me to and fro repeatedly. I might feel dizzy. By the time he let me go, I guess I would fly down to take a rest. Then, I felt pity to all birds. I mean, cats and dogs can ask for something to the handler through gestures. How about birds? They couldn't ask for anything. They couldn't fly backwards either though. They could only sing "beautiful" songs. Bird, I can't even hug you too... Unless you're an eagle But nobody would hold you firm like that See also Thick Skin Always Goes Through Difficult Life, They Are Okay Anyway - Do It Again They Like It How I Became So Alone Stray Cat vs Me #1 So Cute And I Know It No Kiss Today Skirted Away

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