77. NEED TO WASH THAT BLOOD

Understanding Terminal Illness

One day, I found my mom lying so weak in bed. She told me she felt restless and sleepy. She slept for about three hours and couldn't wake up. I was so worried she might get a heart attack I took her body and sat her down. She was still weak. I was also afraid she might get a stroke so I pierced all her fingers and her ears until blood came out of her entire body. I didn't want her to be paralysed because of stroke. She woke up with wide eyes, and face-slapped me repeatedly. Then she told me she had slept only for two hours the previous night and she needed to replace those lost sleep. Sorry Mom, I didn't know how to detect heart attack and stroke in detail, so I just guessed. I was worried. See also First Aid to Stroke First Aid to Heart Attack

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76. I HAVE A LOT OF PLANS FOR YOU, MY LOVE

Understanding How to be Romantic

I'm a romantic girl. I'm the one who give my boyfriend a bouquet of flowers everytime we meet. I secretly planned his birthday parties, I also planned our anniversaries dinner. That's how I show him my love. Once, I even planned on my marriage proposal to him. He was on his way home from our date night, I paid a group of huge guys to capture and kidnap him. We locked him in an empty room, and tortured him so it looked like a real terrorist kidnapping incident. He screamed and cried and begged for freedom. I did love how he mentioned he had a nice girlfriend waiting for him, besides his family of course. Then, just on our anniversary day, a week after, he was so thin by then, I came up to him and rescued him from all the bad guys. I told him I was a government spy agent. Therefore, I could defeat those mean, huge guys and free him. Then, I take him home safely. That night, I proposed to him and introduced him to the huge guys I've hired to torture him. He moaned softly, then told me those bad guys have severed his private parts as part of terrorist torture make-belief. Then, he limped off, and never came back. I couldn't say anything. I thought that was romantic. I'd accept him even if he doesn't have private parts... I loved him unconditionally. We just performed circumcision, his was gross before. We did it for his own good. Ah well, never mind, let's find someone else... There must be someone out there, designed just for me. I'd keep looking, God, don't worry... See also I Will Miss You Like Crazy Every Minute of Everyday, Even If It's Too Awkward The Meaning of Love

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75. PROVING YOUR LOVE

Understanding Postmen

I went to the post office to send letters to all of my boyfriends the other day. I went there in the morning, so I got to see a line of postmen in their uniforms with their bikes march out to deliver the mails. I was so excited I feel like singing national anthem to wave them goodbye. It's a very patriotic thing to do, guys... Go send them letters, you guys! Whooo Yeaa!!! (blowing a trumpet) Love you when you work hard together Just go work again Because I love you that way Do you want my love? Then work. See also Treat Others as You Want to be Treated Love Should be a Definite Motivation This is Me, Accept Me for Who I am, The Thorn in Your Flesh, Can't Help It So Sorry

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74. HOW TO GET MORE MONEY WITH THIS SIMPLE TRICK

Understanding More

Do you go to work? Have you ever felt that your boss is utilising your skill? Do you feel you are being exploited, regardless of whether or not they pay you highly every month? I do. That's why, I apply for work, I get the job, I start working, I ask for a raise. One raise, two raise, three raise, then I borrow money from my boss. That's how you can get more money. I also follow the same methods when it comes to chasing handsome boys. I send them letters showing how vulnerable I am. I share my thoughts, my feelings, my vulnerabilities... I send them once, twice, three times, then I ask for a meet up. I meet them once, twice, three times, then I say I love him. If he doesn't love me back, I'll wait for him. It's fine, we can start all over again from one, send letters... See also I Am Sweaty The Meaning of Love I Will Miss You Like Crazy Every Minute of Everyday, Even If It's Too Awkward

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