56. TRYING TO DEFEAT THE BAD GUYS LIKE A PRO

Understanding Bad Guys' Mind

I went to the bank the other day. My boss asked me to withdraw a certain amount of a lot of money. I thought so long and hard about this. I had to carry that much money on the street with no protection. So, I brought along a suspicious big bag along. I duct-taped all the money to my body so I could hug the money the entire way. The big suspicious bag is left empty, yet I carried and protected the bag as a precaution. I imagined an evil stranger grabbed my bag and ran away so fast. Then, I would automatically scream to get people's attention. "HEY !!!" Then I proceeded softly, "That bag is empty" I smirked a little and continued walking back to the office. I also continued thinking, "If I screamed ROBBERY, I guess it would draw unnecessary attention. I mean, the money should still be with me. Just HEY should suffice." And I Think to Myself: I Am Elegant That Way See also Thick Skin Always Goes Through Difficult Life, They Are Okay Anyway - Do It Again They Like It Suffocating Please Help: My Mr. Right Went Missing Important Surviving Skill: Be Interesting and Fun But Boring At The Same Time Passing Interview Tests, Get Into A Giant Evil Company, Lose Dignity and Competitive Advantage, End Up Unemployed To Blame or Not To Blame

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55. LOVE SHOULD BE A DEFINITE MOTIVATION

Understanding Motivation

I normally give a lot of motivation to everyone, including boys. C'mon, you can do it !!! You know you can. Move mountain? Easy. Ow, by the way darling, would you lift that refrigerator there with your finger. Then spin it around with the tip of your forefinger. Don't forget to also put it on the second floor please. Our kitchen is on the second floor anyway. More convenient for me to do the cooking. Yea? Piece of cake, that one, I'm sure. Then, my Mom will go: Enough, girl. Just give him the refrigerator toy and that Dino-Mountain from KFC, so his dreams can come true. Give him a break, will you darlin'? Then, who's gonna move that fridge upstairs, Mom? You tell me. See also Boys, Beware of Beautiful Girls The Meaning of Love How I Become So Alone I Don't Trust You, That's Why The Meaning of Love Fighting About Whose Things to Throw Away

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54. TREAT OTHERS AS YOU WANT TO BE TREATED

Understanding a Photoshoot

Photographer Okay, girl. Let's do a profile photo. We need to take your full body picture. Take off your clothes, please. New Girl So you want ME, to take off my clothes? I mean, it's your wish, not my wish. I know how to pose for a profile photo. You want to take off clothes, don't take me along. You do it. I just want my photo taken. That's all. Photographer Very arrogant. You know, I make the decision around here, right? New Girl Ow, I actually am the one who make a decision whether or not, to take this photo shoot with you. This should be how it goes. Imagine you do a normal pose for a natural photographer. See also Thick Skin Always Goes Through Difficult Life, They Are Okay Anyway - Do It Again They Like It The Meaning of Love Sprinkle of Pain Relief Important Surviving Skill: Be Interesting and Fun But Boring At The Same Time Traumatise Your Children, So They Won't Do The Same Mistakes Again. Don't Worry, It's Education Reputation: A Big Topic

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53. MY CHAT WITH JUSTIN BIEBER

Understanding Justin Bieber

For all the times that you rain on my parade
And all the clubs you get in using my name
You think you broke my heart, oh girl for goodness sake
You think I'm crying, on my own well I ain't

Aite, that's cool. You can cry, or not cry, whatever man

And I didn't wanna write a song 'cause I didn't want anyone thinking I still care
I don't but, you still hit my phone up
And baby I be movin' on and I think you should be somethin'
I don't wanna hold back, maybe you should know that
My mama don't like you and she likes everyone
And I never like to admit that I was wrong
And I've been so caught up in my job, didn't see what's going on
And now I know, I'm better sleeping on my own

Oh, I see. But you're still singin' yea? I wonder if this is 'the' song...

'Cause if you like the way you look that much
Oh baby you should go and love yourself
And if you think that I'm still holdin' on to somethin'
You should go and love yourself

Aite, OK. I'm just gonna love myself...

But when you told me that you hated my friends
The only problem was with you and not them
And every time you told me my opinion was wrong
And tried to make me forget where I came from

Ow, thaaattt... yea, my mistake...

And I didn't wanna write a song cause I didn't want anyone thinking I still care
I don't but, you still hit my phone up
And baby I be movin' on and I think you should be somethin'
I don't wanna hold back, maybe you should know that
My mama don't like you and she likes everyone
And I never like to admit that I was wrong
And I've been so caught up in my job, didn't see what's going on
And now I know, I'm better sleeping on my own

OKAY, sleep then. Don't sing again...

'Cause if you like the way you look that much
Oh baby you should go and love yourself
And if you think that I'm still holdin' on to somethin'
You should go and love yourself

I like the way I look, and I'm lovin' myself. What's wrong with you?

For all the times you made me feel small
I fell in love, now I feel nothin' at all
I never felt so low when I was vulnerable
Was I a fool to let you break down my walls?

Dunno... You think?

'Cause if you like the way you look that much
Oh baby you should go and love yourself
And if you think that I'm still holdin' on to somethin'
You should go and love yourself
'Cause if you like the way you look that much
Oh baby you should go and love yourself
And if you think that I'm still holdin' on to somethin'
You should go and love yourself

Ok, I won't think again. Don't come here and sing that song again.
I'm in love with myself, remember? You told me to.

52. THICK SKIN ALWAYS GOES THROUGH DIFFICULT LIFE, THEY ARE OKAY ANYWAY - DO IT AGAIN THEY LIKE IT

Understanding Difficult Life

Imagine a beautiful teenage girl went to a fake photo shoot. The perverted photographer forced her to go naked in the photo. To make things worse, let's say the photographer did something awfully abusive to her, and left her helpless in a public place.

  

Later on in life, this beautiful teenage girl (I don't want any names involved here, so this story won't affect anybody) became so successful as the world's top model. Then...

Famous Magazine Reporter	How do you feel now that you've become very famous and awarded the best model in the whole world?
Beautiful Model	Great, I feel happy. Especially for what I've been through to get to this stage. Nobody would believe nor understand it.
Somewhere in her hometown...
Photographer	I DO (smirking)
Beautiful Model	Ow, except him.
Then, of course, everybody swarmed to her hometown, to dig exclusive story about her. Obviously, they interviewed the photographer. Obviously, the photographer bragged about how he used her stupid a long time ago. Unfortunately enough, the police won't take the case because it was a very long time ago and time might decay the evidence (including a clear memory of that incident). In other words, the photographer was free to say anything.
Audience	Hey (photographer) ! You are so irresponsible ! You should've married her or something !
Photographer	mmm'kay
Then, they get married and who knows if they lived happily ever after.

Everybody has a shallow point at heart.