47. FIGHTING ABOUT WHOSE THINGS TO THROW AWAY

Understanding How to Declutter

Mom and me, we're like fight partner.

Mom	Darling, our house is a mess now. Throw your books away. You don't need them anymore. You've graduated. Declutter your things, will you?
Me	No Mom, you declutter your things. All those potteries, new cooking utensils... You only need one, not three
Mom	You have too many books, all those novels you continuously buy. You don't even read it. Don't make up stories about my things.
Me	They're all important, Mom. You told me yourself I needed to study harder. Studying is about a lifetime effort, Mom
Mom	Will you declutter my things then?
Me	Well then, can I throw your things away?
Mom	They're all spare parts, you stupid !!!

Well, I didn't know they're all spare parts, not multiple new ones. Okay, let's see which books I can throw away...

Hey, it's late. I need to forget everything. It's my daily health therapy routine.

46. I STILL LOVE YOU, MOM, BECAUSE OF THAT REVENGE ALLOWANCE GOD GIVES ME FROM TIME TO TIME

Understanding Payback

Today, my Mom woke me up at around 4 AM in the morning. She asked me to do my laundry, wash the dishes in the kitchen, and go buy breakfast for everybody in the house. She had never asked me to do house chores in the morning before, so I was pretty upset.

"I'm still sleepy, Mom, OMG Mom, MOM !!!", I screamed loudly in my mind.

  

Then, just when I'd accomplished those morning challenges my Mom gave me, I felt that bowel movement started to kick in. Of course, I wouldn't miss that chance. That was like, poetic justice. I immediately used that restroom adjacent to my Mom's room, closed the door, and felt relieved my Mom didn't stop me from going in (normally she knows too much of everything).

Then, about two minutes later, my Mom knocked the toilet door, and said, "Why are you in my bathroom? I need to take a shower. Next time, use your own bathroom upstairs."

Then I proceeded to my finishing touch, and continued the business in the toilet upstairs. I said to myself, "Mom, maybe you can shower in another 30 minutes, until the smell subsides. Be late to the office once in a while, will you? It's good for your health. Experience that feeling of being angered at."

She should've told me the night before.

45. WHAT DO YOU DO AFTER DISPOSING BODY WASTE?

Understanding Toilet Hygiene

I think that we should wash (not wipe) our private parts after we defecate. You do wash your hands often, right?

Now, if you want to be hygienic, you definitely should clean the pipe where the waste comes out too. It must be disgusting inside. Ever heard of "clogged body waste's canal" before?

That's what I'm talking about. Maybe that's the next disease that's coming to haunt us.

Brush It Like Crazy, You Must

  

44. DO PREGNANT WOMEN NEED PRIORITY SEATS?

Understanding Priority Seats for Pregnant Women

How do you feel when you're pregnant?

You'd feel that baby inside is getting out. So, down there you'd feel there is an opening getting wider and wider every day. However, if you're pregnant, it is advised to do activities normally, or walk more, so the birth process becomes easier.

I used to wonder why pregnant women need priority seats. I mean, if the baby decides to come out publicly in the bus or train, underwear should suffice to prevent it from happening. The baby may be too heavy for an underwear to hold, but you have that wonderful thighs that hold the gate from outside.

Now I know, that you'd only need priority seats to give birth (if the baby insists, of course). You don't need underwear if you're pregnant, so the baby can come out comfortably.