95. HOUSE OF LIZARDS

Understanding How Not To Kill

We consider house gecko as a holy animal. If everybody does it, we might even pray to home lizards for protection. It has the power to heal itself by regrowing body parts. This is like The Lizard Man in The Amazing Spiderman movie. In addition, lizards are the natural predator of mosquitoes and cockroaches, which is very important to help keep my house clean. The problem in my house right now is we have home gecko outbreak, where we have geckos everywhere we go. We have food on the table ready to serve, a gecko crosses over our food innocently by the next minute. We go to the toilet, we have a gecko watches over us and a gecko standing by the wet floor. Then we go to the kitchen, to prepare our meals where the geckos are all ready to "bless" our food. We watch TV with geckos, we also sleep with geckos lying under our bed. We walk around the house with geckos. The geckos also greet us and wave us good bye from the front door. Once, I was washing the dishes (manually), and found a big fat gecko lying there between the plates. It was drenched, and couldn't move. I guess the lizard finally found his (her) last resting place in the kitchen sink. I'm beginning to think of emptying the sink, so the lizard can breed, play, and rest there. Gecko! Nothing, just wanna scream, that's all I told you, lizards are holy... See also Cinderella, How I Hate You So Superman, Come Back to Me, I Want a Hug If You Find A Good Way to Hide, Don't Forget to Share, PRETTY PLEASE

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94. NOBODY CARED

Understanding How to Send Signal

I'm not a very good driver, and I've always been too late at honking other cars. I've decided that I'll use headlights to signal other cars. One afternoon, the sun was still up, I was driving down on a narrow street and there were two old women blocking my way. The two women were strolling nicely in front of me. I blinked my headlights to signal them. They didn't bother to look back and see me. I went on blinking my headlights again, hoping they would notice and give way. They still didn't care. I turned on my headlights this time, showing my silent rage towards these two old women in front of me. My Mom went, "You're too weird... Why do you shine on people's back?" Thank God you didn't slap me again, Mom Thank God See also How to Drive Angry at The Right Time Found My Strength: I Can Make You Feel Lonely Please Drive towards Each Sides of The Road I am Coming Through

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96. CONFIDENT KID

Understanding Smug

I was in a bus, going to work. I was bored because of the long ride to office, so I looked around, checked my phone, changed my seating position, ... something to keep me busy. Then, a little girl got on to the bus. She proceeded to sit next to me. I smiled and chatted with her. She told me she was going to school. She had an assignment from her teacher due that day. The assignment was to draw a picture of her and her family. She told me she had a hard time drawing because everybody couldn't stay still. Everybody was busy and moved around so much. So I looked at her drawing, and there it was, everyone was dinosaurs including her. I ignored it as I didn't want to be in her circle and be a dino. Then, I asked her about her Math skill. She answered she had a test the day before. She said she was smart in Math. I didn't want to go deeper. I decided to believe her without question. I could maybe ask her about a simple integral question though. I'm bigger, I'm taller, I need her to help me solve my problem. What? Why? mmMM? Problem? See also Need to Wash That Blood I Have a Lot of Plans For You, My Love Found My Strength, I Can Make You Feel Lonely

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93. GENIUS AT PLAY (ONLY USED ONE FIFTH ENERGY)

Understanding Baby's Language

They said that new born baby is given the ability to speak in many different languages. It's up to the parent -- the mother, to get the kid to speak her language. I can do it too. All I need is to speak gibberish and I'd become babies. I'm language genius I won't have to study. I can speak many different languages automatically. Carasoh suare mistah unayou mee dara kaben azzam rabanay esolaruyey acheshoo heyearude am bayea roose amacka raargh dil umb urackeetro There must be something, some foreign words or alphabets mentioned. You can continue to scrutinise my language. You will find something complex and interesting sooner or later. See also Working So Hard at The Market What's Your Dad's Name? Do Pregnant Women Need Priority Seats?

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92. DUSTY

Understanding Dusty Teeth

I don't wanna chat on the street. I don't do discussion outdoor. If you ask me anything at all, on the street, I won't bother answering your questions. I might also leave you there and go indoor quickly. Outdoor is windy, a lot of dust, a lot of dirt. I'm a clean bandit, I brush my teeth at least twice a day. I need to make sure my teeth don't ever get dusty. See also I Am Sweaty Cinderella, How I Hate You So Skirted Away

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