86. NOT THE RIGHT TIME TO MAKE OMELETTE

Understanding Time to Play

I remember when I was so small, I went outside and play with my friends. We decided to play cooking. Since we don't get to play with real ingredients, we have to play with sands instead. One day, my Mom told me not to play outside. She had other plans and wanted me to do my homework right away. I didn't want to, as it was my play time at that hour. So I slipped away and played cooking with my friends. We decided to cook worms that afternoon. We were cutting the worms, getting ready to cook omelette. I was so happy it was my turn to cut those worms. I planned to add tomatoes to my special omelette later. Then I noticed my friends were grinning and asked me to see who's beside me squatting. I was so excited I thought I got a new friend today. I looked up and found my Mom was beside me with her angry face. I was shocked and screamed so loud and ran away uncontrollably, crying. I was so scared to death. See also Gentle Reminder to All Mothers My Mom is So Angry I Don't Know Why, Please Help I Still Love You, Mom, Because of That Revenge Allowance God Gives Me from Time to Time

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85. SCREAMIN'

Understanding Animal Crossing Over

I don't have a big house, just enough for my Mom and me. We clean the house every week, but since we're so ignorant we never really have a clean house. Then, we hired a maid to come and clean our house every day. Even so, we kinda make it dirty again the minute she finished cleaning. We also have so many things in our house. We have around seven or eight boxes of plastic bags lying around, we collected them together, we won't even think of throwing them away. We also have eight beds lying around we thought it's a good idea to stock them while we have money to buy them. We can't be so sure when the only bed we use will wear off. Of course, we have my books and my Mom's different kinds of cooking utensils and machines too. My house is very crowded with stuff and they become so dusty that animals decided to also stay and breed in our home. Come afternoon or midnight, when it's all very quiet, you can hear the animals talking, making various sounds (not the creaking house sound, but animals sound). We also have what we call crossing period, where animals decided to come out of their hiding places, and cross over to the other sides. At dawn, huge centipede mama tried to cross over from the garden between the plants to our shoe racks. In the morning when we have our breakfast, two cockroaches decided to cross over from the living room to our kitchen.    Once, we even got a visit from the neighbourhood rat. That huge rat papa may be looking for the huge centipede mama as it ran and ran around the house. We couldn't sleep that night but we finally captured that mister rat at 3 AM. Fugg Y'all Animals!!! Fugg Yaouw!!! Super Fugg the Fuggest of Fugg Fugg Fugg!!! See also It Should be Mandatory to Have a Bunker in the Basement Mosquitoes: The Vampires Among Us, Loan Sharks: The Werewolves Among Us Fighting about Whose Things to Throw Away

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84. I DON'T WANT SURPRISES

Understanding The Impact of Reading Minds

What if there's a device that can help people read other's mind. I'm not going to discuss whatever I might do if I can read minds, but the horror I would have to endure because others (including animals and trees and things) can read my intentions. If I see you smiling at me, I'd begin to get curious at what it might mean. Then, I'd take wild guesses, and my mind would uncontrollably reveal all my secrets and sins in front of your face, just like that. Oh no... If I see an animal; a cockroach coming at me, I don't wanna know its intention I just want my Mom. Imagine if suddenly there are too many cockroaches rally at my direction, do you think we can consider it animal strike? If there's a cockroach outbreak, or arachnid outbreak, leeches outbreak, does it mean they are terrorists? We must somehow put these terrorist animal in jail, for life. Do you think Cinderella understood her friends' (the rats) intention? Or was it just another demonstration, but nobody, not even Cinderella listened? See also Cinderella, How I Hate You So Require Military Assistance It Should be Mandatory to Have a Bunker in the Basement

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83. LIKE WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?

Understanding What Went Wrong

I just woke up and still feeling very weak. Then I slipped and fell down. The mat in front of my bedroom was slippery. I went to shower and get dressed quickly before I went into my bedroom again and slipped one more time. I went out to the kitchen for breakfast and slipped again. I went back to my bedroom to get my briefcase where I slipped again. My Mom was there this time, she said, "Let the mat go. It just is slippery on that area and you never learn to avoid that area. Just admit it that you're careless". Then she went away calmly. I was sitting on the floor, my body hurt all over, and said loudly, "So, you noticed, Moommwh???!!! See also Happy Or Bored, There You Go to Mama My Love, The God of Puke

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