69. IF IT WERE ME, I'D USE MY MOM'S BLESSINGS

Understanding Methodology to Look for a Life Partner

I was browsing YouTube, and found this video about an interview with a wonderful guy. He talked about how he conquered the Tibetan mountains with his 70 years old dad, walking through the snow, for 3 years and 7 months. He circled the Tibetan mountains, to ask for his family's health. His great grandfather did that, his grandfather did that too. It was like family tradition. To honour his father, he would also like to sing a song in front of the audience. His voice was breathtaking, but the song lyric was a bit confusing. I wonder if the caption was translating properly. The song was about a beautiful scenery, and he caught a glimpse of a beautiful girl. The rest of the translation went, "Aaaaaaa...." That's it. Everybody is looking to get laid. Now, they have Daddy's blessings. See also No Kiss Today If Only Cupid Interferes Iraq War

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68. IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON TO ANOTHER GIRL, NOT TELL YOU THE TRUTH, FAKKA

Understanding True Attraction vs True Love

Suppose there was a young male actor. A lot of people loved him, a lot of girls tried to get his attention. Finally, he couldn't stand the spotlight anymore, he announced that he was gay. The attraction, the love, and all the running aways evaded slowly. Then, he got a movie contract. He was paired with a beautiful actress, and he fell in love with the girl actress. He started his move towards the girl, he got the girl on a date. It turned out, the girl didn't see him that way, referring to his public statement earlier that he had been a homosexual. [Sad music] After that, he kept getting rejected when he made a move towards a girl. He started to feel depressed, and his family started to feel worried. This is the perfect time for a reporter to say: It's time to tell us the truth? Maybe... a press conference? Let us know, 'kay? See also Boys, Beware of Beautiful Girls How I Became So Alone The Meaning of Love

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67. HAPPY OR BORED, THERE YOU GO TO MAMA

Understanding Happiness

I went shopping to the mall the other day. There was an iBox store inside and it was very crowded. The store played a different song (with the one played by the mall), louder than other stores. It was a disco song. I stopped at the front of the store, and froze for a while, enjoying myself. I saw one of the staff disco-danced following the music, while handling customers. He's on his own. I thought there was going to be a flash mob that I waited patiently. He didn't realise I was watching him the entire time. Some people went inside on the pretext of looking at the phones, making the store became even more crowded. Not long after, there was a happy couple who had just arrived at the mall. The guy was so excited that he danced (you too?). His dance was different, in that he explored the mall by dancing. He squatted, jumped, and break-danced, moving to a new realm - the supermarket. His wife smiled sheepishly at everybody around her. She tried to stop him while looking around to see how everybody was responding to her husband's sudden deranged, brazen act in public. I followed them to the supermarket. Those were the nice free shows in a quiet shopping day. See also Come to Mama Losers, Let's Fix It. Then, Who's Your Mama Guys? Yes, Me. Trying to Defeat the Bad Guys Like a Pro

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66. ME DUNNO HOW TO USE CHOPSTICKS, THAT'S WHY

Understanding Motivation

My boyfriend loves to see me eat with chopsticks. He said I'm so sexy with chopsticks, that he'd never leave me dry and untouched if I use chopsticks. I told him I could use chopsticks all the time. I could also sew a chopstick bag, so I could carry that bag everywhere (we wouldn't be going anywhere in the end though, that's for sure). I could also drink with chopsticks. I also told him that he must do the touching if I use chopsticks. Yes, I can adjust to the high demand. Not a problem. He was quiet. Boyfriend Since when does that becomes an obligation? Me Isn't it exciting? [wink][wink] Boyfriend I'm not sure yet. You look suspicious. By the way, I've got stuff to do at work. See you later, I love you. No, I don't feel like starting a family now, I meant I don't feel like kissing. Kissing. Bye. Well, he's just too happy I'm finally ready to settle with him, right guys? Eheh... Heh... Heh... (slow giggle) See also Just a Simple Misunderstanding, Shaddap 'Kay? I will Miss You Like Crazy Every Minute of Everyday, Eve if It's Too Awkward No Kiss Today

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65. JUST A SIMPLE MISUNDERSTANDING, SHADDAP 'KAY?

Understanding Auction

It was my first time going to an auction house. I felt tense and thrilled at the same time. There was this beautiful ring, my boyfriend allowed me to buy using his money. This ring would be our engagement ring. We waited for the bidding time to commence, we've managed to get ourselves front seats. We held each other's hands with love. The price began at $100,000. I raised my hand, and I won't let anybody beat me. Certainly, I got the ring. We had to pay $160,000 for the ring. I was shocked. I misunderstood the rule of the game. I thought auction was supposed to make the price go lower! I didn't let my boyfriend pay for the ring. Finally, the auction was restarted without us. We apologised to the auction house for the inconvenience we've caused. We'll try joining auction again later. My boyfriend and I need to have a long discussion before we proceed to buy the ring. We (read: I) have to use different strategies if we're going to bid for the highest price. ---------- We went for Chinese food again after that. My boyfriend still puked. It's the new normal. I think I'll sign up for a cooking class. Cooking with Love Because I Love You See also Skirted Away I Don't Trust You, That's Why What Do You Do After Disposing Body Waste?

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