64. HE'LL DRY ME OUT, THAT'S WHY IT'S A WRONG MOVE

Understanding Defence Strategy

I imagined I was invited to The Oprah Winfrey show. As I'm a shy person, I don't think I can face that many audience out front. I'm too embarrassed to show up. So I would ask one prominent figure to create a video, and pretend that he / she was me. I know that Fiverr offers $5 for every job, so I'd ask that prominent figure, let's just say he's MJ, to talk to Oprah on behalf of me at a higher value. I imagined he's already in front of me, and I explain to him my situation. Then, Me I'll offer you $50, mm $500, I guess $5,000 for this job. MJ Ok Me ...or, $50 thou. I can give you $50 thou for this job. MJ I'd do it for $5,000, you know... Me Okay! Then, let's NOT do it! MJ What?!! WHY? Me I guess, I'd use a mask. I'll go to Oprah myself. I think bidding for a double is a wrong move. I don't know why, it just doesn't feel right... But why... DING!!! I've reached my floor in real life. Let's get busy for now. See also Trying to Defeat the Bad Guys Like a Pro Do Pregnant Women Need Priority Seats? Our World, The Martial World

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63. COME AND SUBSCRIBE TO THIS BLOG, AND TWITTER/life_shortstory

Understanding Internet Fame

A true winner will win at the end. They might lose at first, but they will win after that. Failure is simply "Pending Success". Let me sing a nice song for you, non-readers. Get this as a positive sign to subscribe to my blog's daily digest. Hey girls! Yes, you across the street! Turn over and look over here! The shows here are wonderful, please don't pretend you don't see me Don't be scared, I'm actually very cute One lonely boy's sorrow, even when said out loud, who would understand? Please wink over here, tease me and make me happy I looked all over, and I saw that All girls aren't that easy to catch I keep thinking and guessing, it seems that girls have strange minds One lonely boy's butterfly net, catching butterflies here and there I wonder why nobody comes and loves me, I'm so helpless Hey girls! Yes, you across the street! Turn over and look over here! One lonely boy's heart has opened up, I need you to give me a little love Love... Love... Song title : 對面的女孩看過來 Singer : Richie Ren See also Everything on the right One by one Take your time :)

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62. PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT, THE SHORT STORY

Understanding How to Be Outgoing

One day, I was queuing to extend my car's license and registration. Everyone was sitting, and I was the only one standing. Then, I saw a man sitting down at the back. I approached him, and told him to get up. "Hey, sitting down, huh? It's relaxing, yea? Mind if you stand up? I am a lady looking for a seat. This is a world where all ladies get everything first. Otherwise known as, quote and quote, ladies first. Give me that seat, please. I wanna sit down. You're a gentleman, or the stronger counterpart." Then, to my surprise the man answered, "Who are you, woman? I don't know you!" Then he told the officer at the other corner (with a loud voice of course) that I've caused too much commotion and annoyed him. The officer escorted me out of the building. Poor him. He's so sensitive. I'd come back another day. Next time, I'll try to ask more politely. See also Twisted Old Granny who Paid Her Taxes Slightly Too Much

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61. MY LOVE, THE GOD OF PUKE

Understanding Cooking Hygiene

Last Sunday (last week), my boyfriend and I decided to eat Chinese dumplings at home. It was a very tedious work, but I finally did it. I made ravioli-like dumplings, the content was Chinese, but it looked like ravioli from the outside. The process needed a lot of hand-work. He saw me knead the dough and then some private time, then voila! The dumplings were ready to eat. Then, we went to a real Chinese restaurant where they made noodles from scratch in front of us. My boyfriend, his face looked pale, and suddenly, he puked a little. He imagined the cook's bare hands touching his food, he wasn't sure if the hands were clean. From then on, we were eating pasta when he puked, we were having an English breakfast when he puked, we were eating Chinese when he puked, Korean when he puked, instant noodle when he puked, and sometimes, he puked when we were out walking in the park. Help! I'm in love with the God of Puke See also I Am Sweaty The Meaning of Love I Will Miss You Like Crazy Every Minute of Everyday, Even If It's Too Awkward

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