26. IF ONLY CUPID INTERFERES IRAQ WAR

Understanding Cupid's Work

I find the very idea of cupid is dangerous to human existence.

Don Juan	I love you
Lois Lane	I am so sorry, I don't love you. At all.
Cupid	She loves you. I know she said no, but deep down inside, her heart said otherwise.
Don Juan	Hey, remember the other day I said I love you?
Lois Lane	Yes, I do.
Don Juan	I still love you.
Lois Lane	I am in love with Superman. I don't think I want to communicate with you anymore. He may get jealous.
Cupid	She loves you. She is just too shy to admit it. She wants you to get jealous at her, to test how deep your love to her is.
Don Juan	Hey, why are you guys so close to each other? I am jealous !
Lois Lane	I am his girlfriend. We are getting married next week. You don't have the right. You are nobody.
Cupid	She loves you so much, she is afraid she is gonna hurt you. She is doing it to that Superman now.

That cupid ruins everything.

  

25. HAIR OF THE ARM-PITS

Understanding Those Hollows, Slots, Holes Below The Arms

Some people call them underarms, some people call them armpits.
What is that hair growing?

I used to call them armpit furs.
Then, when I got older, I learn that they are armpit hairs, underarm hairs.
They are too long to be called furs, they are HAIRS

  

24. STRAY CAT vs ME #3 (FINISH)

Understanding Cat – Part 3

One afternoon, the sun was setting, I went to the garden.
I was going to water flowers in my garden.

There was a stray cat, picking all the leaves one by one.
The cat looked like it was counting the leaves, to decide about something.

Maybe, it was deciding whether I like its presence?
Or maybe, it was deciding whether its significant others were out there waiting?

YOU ARE TOO RIDICULOUS, CAT.

I threw my sandals at it.
It meow-ed and went away.

DON'T COME BACK, CAT.
THIS GARDEN BECOMES DANGEROUS NOW.

  

23. STRAY CAT vs ME #2

Understanding Cat – Part 2

I have a lotus pond in the garden.
There are quite a number of fish in the pond.
Every morning, a stray cat takes a sip of the fresh water.
Also, the cat eats my fish as its breakfast.

My fish cannot breed that fast, cat.
Please understand them...

I BEG YOU, CAT. PLEASE STOP...