43. SUDDENLY I FEEL OLD AND VERY PROUD OF IT

Understanding Priority Seats

One day, I was sitting peacefully in a bus. I looked out the window and was enjoying the daily sceneries, very normal. Then a group of elderlies got on the bus. They seemed to be on a vacation and the group leader made a loud announcement,

"Morning guys, everyone, everyone, can I please get your attention."

"Now this is for you who feels that they are still young, could you please give your seats to us, the elderlies."

  

Everybody groaned and gave them their seats. I pretended I was asleep. In my mind, I was shrugging. I sure don't feel young anymore, dude. I just don't.

I had a long bus ride home, you see.
I couldn't risk giving up my seat.
It's just too rough on me.

42. SOMETIMES I WONDER HOW COME GOOD BEATS EVIL EVERY SINGLE TIME

Understanding Good Defeats Evil

Sometimes when you are in a very long queue, some people might do so many lame things just to get ahead.

They might pretend they were annoyed by tutting. They might move so much you'd get annoyed being around them, either by checking their bags or phones looking for something every so often, or fixing their clothes or shoes or hair every so often. They might even touch your private parts, just to get ahead of the queue.

Now, when that happens, don't get emotional, or cranky. Calm down, take a deep breath, then fight hard.

  

When they rush to queue, you (being in front of them) should rush faster to the queue. When they fidget around, you should show your presence, create an embarrassing scene so people are ashamed of being near you. Try screaming on the phone (pretend talking in a very loud voice with your friend), or be a fart king. Poking your nose in front of them and when you found your treasure (or just pretend you found it), stick that treasure or throw it in front of them like it's your normal ritual.

Good bye annoying pests. That's how the evil loses nowadays.

41. TWISTED OLD GRANNY WHO PAID HER TAXES SLIGHTLY TOO MUCH

Understanding Grandmother

I commute to work by bus.

Once, there was this old granny who was so fussy the minute she stepped into the bus. She came in, asked a young girl to stand up so she could sit there. The seat was a front seat.

We both got off at the same bus station. She walked past me, and queued the next bus up front. She didn't want anybody to stand in front of her, let the bus conductor to go into the bus first, or let anybody to even touch her for that matter. When the bus finally came, she sat on her favourite front seat. I was behind her, and I stood next to her seat (I didn't lean on her, nor did I touch her).

She kicked my feet (I was standing, you, old woman). She couldn't stop kicking and moving, saying "It's so cramped here" from time to time. Then, everybody slowly moved away from her.

Do you fancy hearing a horror story, old woman?

     

40. BELOVED, WONDERFUL, EDUCATIVE PARENT - HAVE SUCCESSFUL LOVING CHILDREN WHO LOVE THEIR PARENTS - DIE SMILING

Understanding How To Be A Parent

I notice there are different kinds of parents in movies:

• The strict:
  Very discipline, angry all the time, children must be famous for their achievement in school.
  Common word: Hey!!!
• The peace lover:
  Democratic, loving kind, understanding.
  Common word: mmm?
• The ignorant:
  Normally drunk.
  No common words, just maybe drinking sound.

Which one do you prefer if you are to be a parent?
I'm still thinking... Hard...

39. GIVING SUPPORT TO THE DRIVER, I AM. NOW DRIVE !!!

Understanding Sitting Position in a Bus

I always sit in the front seat, beside the driver.


In that picture above, I would be like the man standing, giving support, and tell the woman to keep charging forward.

THIS IS WAR ZONE