35. THIS IS ME, ACCEPT ME FOR WHO I AM, THE THORN IN YOUR FLESH, CAN'T HELP IT SO SORRY

Understanding Myself

This is quite a problem you guys. My Mom mimics my behavior. This is really a life discovery for me. I just found out that I have been a pain in the ass so far. I do want to get better, I do want to be a warm happy feeling in the ass next time. But, I am not sure how. This is so stressful.

I guess for the time being, just accept me the way I am, Ma. At least I admit it. That's really a big step for me.

  

34. IT SHOULD BE MANDATORY TO HAVE A BUNKER IN THE BASEMENT

Understanding Disaster Prevention Attempt

Disasters can come by at anytime. I won't risk losing my life over such a simple matter, such as disaster. That's why, if I were to be the Governor of this Sim City, I would build a bunker below every house in this city. Then, we could build a road underground too.

  

This way, when disaster comes, the citizen of my city can continue living underground. Mind you, the bunker is very solid; fireproof, bomb proof, nuclear proof, flood / water proof, earthquake proof, and most of all, zombie proof. The road is also very dynamic, where it can auto-seal a house immediately by cutting every possible routes to that house, and build a new road automatically.

Very sorry but we leave behind all the zombies, all the viruses, and all infected ones.

My beloved citizen of Sim City, be healthy, and vote for me.
Say YES to me !!!
YES YES YES !!!

Looking GOOD, guys

33. BOOK A MOVIE TICKET DURING ZOMBIE ATTACK, IT'S SAFE (I THINK)

Understanding Popular Places for Zombie Attack

Have you seen any movies where zombies attack movie cinemas? I can't remember any scenes in movie theatres where everybody becomes zombies watching movies. So, when there is flood, zombie attack, riot; go to the cinemas, book a ticket, watch any movies. You are safe. They even offer you some food to go in.

  

Then, when everything subsides, go home and have some beauty sleep. You are getting a lot older when you miss your sleep. Go to sleep and be good. Mommy loves you. Come on now...

32. PLEASE DRIVE TOWARDS EACH SIDES OF THE ROAD I AM COMING THROUGH

Understanding Drive Slow to be Save

This morning, I drove to the market by my house with my Mom. There was this car, which tried to overtake my car (as usual). I was about 500 metres behind that car; enough time for it to overtake safely. However, out of the ordinary, the car stopped halfway, so I had to brake, because there were nowhere else to evade. I knew for sure, that it was empty in front, so all the other cars passed my car in S-way, going from the left, towards the right of that car. (I'm not that pro yet, okay)

I honked like crazy towards that car. My Mom slapped me again. She was shocked to find I honked furiously without reason. Surely, I stopped honking, grumbled and pointed my forefinger at that car. I guess that was the end of my honking battle as I became so pretty my cheeks went so red. I think I'm just gonna drop honking.

     

Now, I use front headlights, making my car looks like it's doing eyebrowing gesture.

D'BROW BROW
D'BROW BROW
D'BRAAOOOOOOWWW....(this means I am glaring, so angry)