18. I AM SWEATY

Understanding Sweat

I always sweat right after I took a shower.
Strange.
I showered, as normal people do.

The difference is, I sing during towel time.
I sing so hard, that I disco dance, right after towel time.
Then, I proceed to get dressed quickly before I become a sweat monster.

It is damp and hot inside.

  

17. I DON'T TRUST YOU, THAT'S WHY

Understanding Me? You Try, I Go. You Don't Try, Why Not?

I am a difficult person. It was my birthday. I went to school as usual. Then suddenly, the class light went off. Then the class sang, "Happy birthday to you!" for me. A boy brought me a small birthday cake. I was shocked. I never celebrated no birthday parties before. I went and forcefully divide the cake into 30 pieces. I knew then, that it was going to be crumbs for everybody. I didn't care. I wanted to share it with everybody. Well, I was afraid there was poison in it. I didn't eat the cake. Everybody else would die if it was indeed poisonous.

NO, IT WASN'T ME. HIM.

16. TAXIBIKE NIGHTMARE

Understanding How To Be A Proper Passenger

There are a lot of online taxibikes here.
You see, I don't know how to ride a bike, so I improvise.

  

First Try	The driver turned to the left, my body maintained a straight position (90 degrees to the ground). The driver turned to the right, my body maintained a straight position (90 degrees to the ground). I felt like a robot.
Second Try	The driver turned to the left, my body turned to the right. The driver turned to the right, my body turned to the left. This balanced the motorcycle. We passed the streets with potholes everywhere, the ride became bumpy. The driver moved to the right and left. I found it so difficult to manage the balance. I punched the driver.
Last Try	The driver turned to the left, my body followed to the left. The driver turned to the right, my body followed to the right. When the bike turned hard to the left, we fell to the ground immediately. Too heavy to the left.

15. ME VS NEIGHBOUR #7 (FINISH)

Understanding Neighbour - Part 7 (Finish)
Dear Neighbours

Dafuq with neighbours, I am living alone.

     

14. ME VS NEIGHBOUR #6

Understanding Neighbour - Part 6
... And Wake Up, It Is 3 AM

Lovely morning, with birds chirping in the garden.
I went outside, to enjoy the sun.
I caught a glimpse at my neighbour's house.

They placed a cannon facing my direction,
A machine gun facing their neighbour's neighbour,
And bamboo chicken cage, with one oh mighty rooster in it.

Neighbour, upon seeing me, smiled and waved
"Empty shells ! Brought them home from work !"

I had to smile and wave back at them
And I went back inside hastily
My life has never been the same ever since
The rooster starts to crow from 3 AM