82. REQUIRE MILITARY ASSISTANCE

Understanding How to Survive Against Wild Animal

What if there's a wild animal in front of our house? What if a shark decided to visit me, I meant us, and it got hungry because of the long swim from... some uncharted continent? I wonder why all horror movies, like shark attack, bear attack, tiger attack, crocodile attack, snack attack, or dinosaur attack only have strong, kind-hearted men to guard us? I demand the military to join forces with the civilians to fight those animals. They are threatening our very existence. We can't just let the military tackle other problems in Iraq (other countries) while we're struggling here to fight... beasts? We're civilians, we don't do war. I mean, the army fights during zombie outbreak, but not wild animals attack? The government let out a tank to fight Hulk for our sake, even when the Hulk means no harm to us. Therefore, I do think that when there's news about some wild animal attack, or the zoo animals escape, I want the military ralies to get those animals back to their rightful territories. At least give us a tank. In addition to that, it's important that the Mayor, the Liutenant, the Captain, the General to line up and give the animals a good fight, defeat them and claim victory without guns. The animals don't even understand what a gun is. We need to give them a fair fight, so they'd succumb to our mighty power. Don't come look for me, guys Just give me that letter of offer I wanna be FBI agent, doing detective work See also Jason, Why? Book a Movie Ticket During Zombie Attack, It's Safe (I Think) When Fame is Your Life Goal

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81. GOING STRONG AND STEADY

Understanding How to Overtake Another Car

I can drive a bit faster now. However, it seems that other cars think I'm not that fast. They've always tried to overtake me as if I'm a slow driver. I did try to overtake cars in front of me too though, but somehow, another car always seemed to have the same opinion and overtook me first then proceeded to overtake the car in front of me. I found this annoying because I then had to make room for that fast car to overtake me and then overtake the car in front of me. I had to brake quickly and I was so terrified that the car behind me couldn't take it and hit me from behind. There should be a way to communicate with other cars when we're driving. I need a customised honk. This honk should be so dynamic that I can just press it and it will scream, "Don't overtake, don't overtake!!! I'm gonna overtake the red SUV in front! Let's do it together!!! Me first!!!" Maybe then we have to have some kind of a secret strategy discussion on how to best overtake the targetted car. We're fast and we're furious and we're overtaking... Together, we're strong and unbeatable See also How to Drive Angry at The Right Time Please Drive Towards Each Sides of The Road I'm Coming Through

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80. DANGEROUS MOVE YOU GOT THERE

Understanding How to Honk to Signal The Car Behind

I was driving on the highway when a truck was suddenly behind me. It followed my move while also turning the truck's headlights on and off to signal me. I wondered what kind of signal that was. Maybe he wanted me to go faster? Maybe he wanted me to pull over? Maybe he wanted me to get out of his way so he could drive past me? Either way, I was in front of him. How could I send signal back, does the honking work both ways? How could I d'brow brow him ? More importantly, how could I say to him angrily, "Hey! It's dangerous to do that on the highway! Do you have bad intention towards me and my car?! Stop it or I call the cops!" See also How to Drive Angry at The Right Time Please Drive Towards Each Sides of The Road I am Coming Through Counselling Session while Driving at The Busy Intersection, Yes, I'm not That Good Yet

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79. WHAT'S YOUR DAD'S NAME?

Understanding How to Avoid Further Questions

My Dad? Oh, it's Donald. Now, how do you find excuses when you wanna decline an invitation? Here's what my boyfriend would do: Stranger Hey, whazzup? Come to my party tonight? We've got Kanye West with us My boyfriend Really? Naah... Me and my girlfriend have other plans. We should go to my cousin's wedding party, man... I'm sorry... Stranger Ah, too bad, man. Oh by the way, what's your cousin's name, man? Just in case I know him, we can arrange the Kanye West party at your cousin's wedding, it would be so much fun ! My boyfriend His name is Harry... Stranger Harry, who? My boyfriend No, just Harry... You know, Harry the Duke of Sussex? Yeaaa, we can't miss his wedding... It's the royal wedding... Stranger Hey, don't worry, man... Talk to you later? My boyfriend Sure, see you around, man... ... My boyfriend Baby, honey sweetie tweety fruity, you'd better give me some good quality time tonight. You must submit to me tonight ! Me mmmkay... Now who's my father again? Of course, it's Donald Trump And I will submit my homework to my teacher who's also my boyfriend tonight I have exam tomorrow, I must study hard... With the help of my boyfriend of course. (must wink like crazy) See also How to Get More Money with This Simple Trick Love Should Be a Definite Motivation I'm Not Giving Up, I'm Still Looking for A Better Life, So Help Me God

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78. THE MIGHTIEST MOTORCYCLE IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD

Understanding Wishes

I had a chat with a friend one day. He told me how he wanted to buy a motorcycle. He mentioned that he didn't like huge motorcycle design nowadays. He wanted a more practical motorcycle. He asked me about my favourite motorcycle. Well... Battle Hopper Acrobatter Either one of the above, Battle Hopper or Acrobatter, Kamen Rider Black's motorcycle. They weren't big, they could fix themselves, even evolve into one that could speak. "That flaaame of masculine young blood..." He didn't reply and moved on to other topic. See also Happy or Bored, There You Go to Mama He was Threatening My Mom Like a Pro Bird, a Positive Animal who Won't Back Down Because It Just Can't

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