38. OUR WORLD, THE MARTIAL WORLD

Understanding Queues in Bus Station

I went to the market by bus with my Mom. First, we paid for the tickets, then we must jump over the gates with salto move.

Welcome to my world. We master Shaolin Kungfu.

We could also sit on top of the bus, but we chose not to. It was so hot outside. We loved our skins we didn't wanna get sunburn.

     

Now, imagine my Mom was your Mom doing salto

37. MY MOM IS SO ANGRY I DON'T KNOW WHY, PLEASE HELP

Understanding Angry Mama

My Mom is angry all the time.

Reaction when she feels worried: Angry
Reaction when she feels tired: Angry
Reaction when she feels stressed: Angry
Reaction when she feels tense: Angry
Reaction when she feels happy: Angry
Reaction when she wants to correct me: Angry
Reaction when I did something wrong: Angry
Reaction when somebody is angry at her: Angry back

When she is angry, she yells loudly at me in front of everybody. If we were shopping at the supermarket then she feels that the moment is right for her to be angry, she will let go her superpower, yell at me, and the whole supermarket will know she is the Angry Mama. Of course, the whole supermarket will also know that I made a horrible mistake.

Yes Mama, I will try so hard not to repeat the same mistake ever again.

  

Surprise attack: My Mom has low blood pressure

36. HOW I FEEL ABOUT WRITING A BLOG POST

Understanding HTML in Blog Writing

I've always used HTML version when I write a blog post. So, when I finished talking about something, I should end it up with end line code, which is <br />. This ruins everything, since I write while speaking in my mind. So, in my mind, I say:

I dreamt of going to a competition last night. It was a competition about creative skills and I ended up building three kamen rider robots. I thought they were so magnificent-looking, that I presented all three of them smiling to the board of juries. I was so proud of myself having made three masterpieces for the competition.

bi ar bi ar (write: <br /><br />)

The jury thought... so and so...

bi ar bi ar (write: <br /><br />)

Haiszz...