13. ME VS NEIGHBOUR #5

Understanding Neighbour - Part 5
Lawsuit Coming At You, Sis

I had just arrived home after a long day at work.
Three policemen came towards me, just when I reached my door.
They brought an important letter for me.

Misconduct Warning Letter from my neighbour.
My neighbour wanted me to apologise, or else I go to jail.

  

I politely thanked the policemen, and went inside to read the letter carefully.

The letter said, my neighbour (the husband), was offended by my behaviour.
He didn't feel comfortable being around me.
I was too loud when speaking.

He asked me to apologise formally to him and his family,
And to speak softer to him and his family from then on.

I write letters to communicate to my neighbour after that.

12. ME VS NEIGHBOUR #4

Understanding Neighbour - Part 4
My Neighbour Needs My Life

I was having lunch at the office.
There was a call coming from my neighbour at home.
She said that while her husband was away working, she felt bored.

She asked if she could help me do my job at work.
She would like to go to my office and meet my boss.
She had invited herself to a job interview.

I stood alertly behind the front desk near security post the rest of the day.
Hidden out of sight, I would silently tell the security to shoo her out when she arrived.
She never arrived.

THANK GOD - THANK GOD - THANK GOD - THANK GOD - THANK GOD - THANK GOD

     

     

11. ME VS NEIGHBOUR #3

Understanding Neighbour - Part 3
Me, Private Cook

It was holiday, and I cooked chicken soup at my new house.
It ought to be so fragrant that my neighbour came knocking my door.

She brought a big empty pot. She asked for the chicken soup.
She wanted it for her family.

  

I tried not to pour in poison to the soup.

10. ME VS NEIGHBOUR #2

Understanding Neighbour - Part 2
My New House, Hospital

Sunday morning, I was relaxing at my new house. It was sunny outside. My neighbour came knocking my door. I let her in. She said she was sick. She needed bed rest for the rest of afternoon until her husband and sons came back from work. Her first son, who took a dump. At my new house. She required a blanket, air conditioner on, and a drink with straw.

She rested at my bed.

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Okay, neighbour, go buy whichever: