99. FINALLY, MY SELF PORTRAIT

Understanding Selfie (Too Late But Who Cares)

I'm not a photogenic person. I need to retake many times before I finally get a good photo. I'm not a pretty girl too, so I tried many different poses but it's always very frustrating. My hair is about a shoulder-length now. If I do half ponytail, I look like a kungfumaster. If I do full ponytail, I look like a mental child. I've done a lot of hairstyles, I've changed to many different types of clothes, I still couldn't get "pretty". My Mom used to say, That's just how you look, darling. Accept it and be done with it. You're born ugly, but I love you. You're not some ugly duckling. Let's just quit doing photograph, 'kay? You know you don't fit into the camera anyway... Last night was the night I became pretty. I found a way to trick my face. I just realised that I looked prettier when I found something too hilarious that I'd laugh out loud. That moment, just before I burst out laughing, was that split second I went pretty. I had to practice this face emotion so I look pretty when I meet handsome guys. See also Doctors, What's in That Mind of Yours? Trying to Defeat The Bad Guys Like a Pro Hair of The Arm-Pits

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