My Dad? Oh, it's Donald.
Now, how do you find excuses when you wanna decline an invitation? Here's what my boyfriend would do:
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Stranger
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Hey, whazzup? Come to my party tonight? We've got Kanye West with us
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My boyfriend
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Really? Naah... Me and my girlfriend have other plans. We should go to my cousin's wedding party, man... I'm sorry...
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Stranger
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Ah, too bad, man. Oh by the way, what's your cousin's name, man? Just in case I know him, we can arrange the Kanye West party at your cousin's wedding, it would be so much fun !
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My boyfriend
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His name is Harry...
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Stranger
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Harry, who?
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My boyfriend
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No, just Harry... You know, Harry the Duke of Sussex? Yeaaa, we can't miss his wedding... It's the royal wedding...
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Stranger
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Hey, don't worry, man... Talk to you later?
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My boyfriend
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Sure, see you around, man...
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...
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My boyfriend
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Baby, honey sweetie tweety fruity, you'd better give me some good quality time tonight. You must submit to me tonight !
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Me
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mmmkay...
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Now who's my father again?
Of course, it's Donald Trump
And I will submit my homework to my teacher who's also my boyfriend tonight
I have exam tomorrow, I must study hard...
With the help of my boyfriend of course.
(must wink like crazy)
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