Understanding Good Defeats Evil
Sometimes when you are in a very long queue, some people might do so many lame things just to get ahead.
They might pretend they were annoyed by tutting. They might move so much you'd get annoyed being around them, either by checking their bags or phones looking for something every so often, or fixing their clothes or shoes or hair every so often. They might even touch your private parts, just to get ahead of the queue.
Now, when that happens, don't get emotional, or cranky. Calm down, take a deep breath, then fight hard.
When they rush to queue, you (being in front of them) should rush faster to the queue. When they fidget around, you should show your presence, create an embarrassing scene so people are ashamed of being near you. Try screaming on the phone (pretend talking in a very loud voice with your friend), or be a fart king. Poking your nose in front of them and when you found your treasure (or just pretend you found it), stick that treasure or throw it in front of them like it's your normal ritual.
Good bye annoying pests. That's how the evil loses nowadays.
Sometimes when you are in a very long queue, some people might do so many lame things just to get ahead.
They might pretend they were annoyed by tutting. They might move so much you'd get annoyed being around them, either by checking their bags or phones looking for something every so often, or fixing their clothes or shoes or hair every so often. They might even touch your private parts, just to get ahead of the queue.
Now, when that happens, don't get emotional, or cranky. Calm down, take a deep breath, then fight hard.
When they rush to queue, you (being in front of them) should rush faster to the queue. When they fidget around, you should show your presence, create an embarrassing scene so people are ashamed of being near you. Try screaming on the phone (pretend talking in a very loud voice with your friend), or be a fart king. Poking your nose in front of them and when you found your treasure (or just pretend you found it), stick that treasure or throw it in front of them like it's your normal ritual.
Good bye annoying pests. That's how the evil loses nowadays.
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